Humor from The Onion

If you’ve never seen The Onion, it is a hilarious weekly news satire magazine. For a while a long time ago I lived in Madison, Wisconsin, which is one of the editorial homes of the Onion. It would be distributed free (revenues generated by ads) every Thursday. Like all satire, sometimes it misses, but sometimes it is gold.

Here is a recent one that cracked me up (warning: hilarious bad language, particularly in the photograph). I still laugh out loud when I read this.