How often do you see a headline like this on ESPN.com?
Cops question Ronaldo regarding transvestites
Only in Brazil do you not get in trouble for engaging prostitutes, but only get in trouble due to an altercation once you discover they aren’t actually women…
UPDATE: Even more amusing headlines:
Ronaldo Knows How to Rehab a Knee
The understated:
Ronaldo has mishap during rehab
And the witty:
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