Only in The Onion

In reference to the Belgian company ImBev trying to buy Anheuser-Busch:

“Those greedy Belgians. First they annex the German districts of Eupen-Malmedy in 1919, and now this.”

As a well-known beer snob, what do I think about this possible takeover? Would it be a horrible thing for the last really crappy huge brewery in America to become foreign owned? (Miller is owned by a South African company and Coors is owned by Molson in Canada).

Truly, I don’t care about this one. There is a thriving micro-brewery economy in the US and that’s where the best beers are coming from.