With apologies to Dr. Seuss

To test all the random quirks in IE since most of our clients still use really old versions of IE, I’ve set IE as my default browser for the first time in maybe five years.

After a day my complaining was already becoming epic and achieving a strange sort of groove. So with apologies in advance, an IE homage to Dr. Seuss:

That Juan Jose, that Juan Jose
I do not like that Juan Jose

You do not like IE today?

I do not like IE today.
I do not like it Juan Jose

Would you like it on a Mac?
Do you like their standards hack?

I would not like it on a Mac
I do not like their standards hack
I do not like IE today.
I do not like it Juan Jose

Would you like your format flipped?
Do you like its java script?

I would not like my format flipped
I do not like its java script
I would not like it on a Mac
I do not like their standards hack
I do not like IE today.
I do not like it Juan Jose

Would you like it all alone?
Would you like it on a phone?

I would not like it all alone
I would not like it on a phone
I would not like my format flipped
I do not like its java script
I would not like it on a Mac
I do not like their standards hack
I do not like IE today.
I do not like it Juan Jose

Would you like it on a pad?
Does it’s speed still make you sad?

I do not like it on a pad and
Yes it’s speed still makes me sad
I would not like it all alone
I would not like it on a phone
I would not like my format flipped
I do not like its java script
I would not like it on a Mac
I do not like their standards hack
I do not like IE today.
I do not like it Juan Jose

Would you like it in the cloud?
with the volume up real loud?

I would not like it in the cloud
or with the volume up real loud
I do not like it on a pad and
Yes it’s speed still makes me sad
I would not like it all alone
I would not like it on a phone
I would not like my format flipped
I do not like its java script
I would not like it on a Mac
I do not like their standards hack
I do not like IE today.
I do not like it Juan Jose

You don’t like it so you say
Try it now and now you may

Oh so sorry Juan Jose.
IE still sucks, now go away