Classic Simmons

Bill Simmons describes the Seattle Sonics ending up in Oklahoma City in traditional divorce terms. Oklahoma City is the 20 year old yoga instructor who steals the husband away, that you aren’t supposed to like. But the article ends up describing why the 20 year old yoga instructor turns out to be really awesome.

These people arrived a good 45 minutes early for last night’s Game 1 — and by “these people” I mean “everyone with a ticket”.

Just read it, it’s classic Bill Simmons…