Turtle Injures Ray Charles

No joke (from the WSJ):

You don’t get to be 500 pounds,” says aquarist Jackie Cooper, “without stealing the other kids’ lunch once in a while.

Yellow, a loggerhead at the New York Aquarium, once pinned a keeper at a tank’s bottom and is lead suspect in injuries to Ray Charles the stingray. PHOTO: JULIE LARSEN MAHER/WILDLIFE CONSERVATION SOCIETY