One Born Every Minute

I’m sure I never would have heard of this, except a science writer posted something mocking this product for claiming to use the same material used in NASA space suits (claim since retracted). There is a product called Body Vibes. They are wearable stickers. It is believed by some they might do something.

According to their site:

Body Vibes contain frequencies believed to have various harmonizing effects on the human body. Of course, not all human bodies are the same, so the effects may be different. Through a proprietary technology, these frequencies are recorded, condensed, and stored within the Body Vibes sticker, in much the same way that you would save a file to your computer’s hard drive. When the Body Vibes sticker is properly applied to your skin, it begins broadcasting the stored frequency, which may influence the mind/body bio-field with signals transferred through sympathetic resonance. This interchange of frequencies is believed to have balancing effects on particular systems within the body.

That’s the most spectacular gibberish I’ve read in a while. It manages to be meaningless while still hedging the benefits with “may” and  “believed to”.

The Anti-Anxiety 10 pack is only $60, so get them while you can…