Author: fish1964

  • Funny English

    Apparently with the Olympics coming up, China is trying to post many more English versions of signs. With mixed success. I spent some time in Japan and saw some very similar amusing “English”.

    My favorite sign from that web site:

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    Excellent advice…

  • Old but still cool

    The Brooklyn Bridge is celebrating its 125th birthday today. Of course I’m biased, but it’s my favorite bridge. They are celebrating in style. I love some of the old stories about it. Apparently when it had just opened, P.T. Barnum had all the animals in the circus walk across it.

    It’s just a cool bridge…

    BROOKLYN-BRIDGE-M-800

  • Political humor

    I try to keep politics out of this blog for the most part (most of you know my politics, but I’m not trying to push my political preferences). But this post on The Economist’s blog was hilarious for two lines:

    You do have to wonder: Has anyone told Mr Kristol about this crazy new invention called “Google”?

    and a sarcastic comment to the blog:

    Mr Kristol has a debilitating handicap which causes him to be completely unable to see Mormons, and I will thank you for not mocking him for it.

    The latter just cracked me up…

  • Google Search vs. Microsoft Windows

    Here’s an interesting article about the two most wildly profitable monopolies around…

  • Predictive Markets

    I’m somewhat fascinated by predictive markets. As a bit of a political junkie, I’ve followed InTrade during the primaries.

    If you don’t know what a predictive market is, imagine that instead of trading a stock, you are trading on whether or not something will happen. If the thing actually does happen, then your share ends up being worth $100 and if it doesn’t happen your share ends up being worth $0. So the current stock price represents what people think the likelihood percentage of that event happening. For example, on InTrade you could trade on the likelihood of Elliot Spitzer being indicted on felony charges before June 30th. It is currently trading at 17.5, so the market doesn’t think it’s very likely (17.5% likely). However the contract on Hillary Clinton winning the West Virginia primary is trading at 97.6 so the market considers that a virtual certainty.

    It’s interesting because on the actual day of a primary, often the networks really know who is going to win based on exit polls. But they won’t announce anything until the polls close. Clearly the people who actually trade on InTrade have some level of inside information, because you can watch the movement in real time and get a sense for who will win. It’s day trading for political junkies.

    Predictive markets have been shown to generally be more accurate than polls. They aren’t perfect, but they are currently a very hot topic these days.

    What’s really fascinating is when a company uses predictive markets to forecast internal business objectives. This is done at a small percentage of companies, but with real success. Google and Best Buy have used predictive markets extensively. The logic is that the folks “on the ground” really working probably have better information than one or two “experts”.

    This is something I would love to do some experimenting with…

  • A Fable

    An American businessman took a vacation to a small coastal Mexican village on doctor’s orders. Unable to sleep after an urgent phone call from the office the first morning, he walked out to the pier to clear his head. A small boat with just one fisherman had docked, and inside the boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish. “How long did it take you to catch them?” the American asked. “Only a little while,” the Mexican replied in surprisingly good English. “Why don’t you stay out longer and catch more fish?” the American then asked. “I have enough to support my family and give a few to friends,” the Mexican said as he unloaded them into a basket.

    “But…What do you do with the rest of your time?” The Mexican looked up and smiled. “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take a siesta with my wife, Julia, and stroll into the village each evening, where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, señor.”

    The American laughed and stood tall. “Sir, I’m a Harvard M.B.A. and can help you. You should spend more time fishing, and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. In no time, you could buy several boats with the increased haul. Eventually, you would have a fleet of fishing boats.”

    He continued, “Instead of selling your catch to a middleman, you would sell directly to the consumers, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing, and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village, of course, and move to Mexico City, then to Los Angeles, and eventually New York City, where you could run your expanding enterprise with proper management.”

    The Mexican fisherman asked, “But, señor, how long will all this take?”
    To which the American replied, “15–20 years. 25 tops.”
    “But what then, señor?”

    The American laughed and said, “That’s the best part. When the time is right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millions.”

    “Millions, señor? Then what?”

    “Then you would retire and move to a small coastal fishing village, where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take a siesta with your wife, and stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos…”

  • Basic, slightly older than me

    On May 1st, 1964 the first Basic program ran. So I’m younger than basic. Barely…

  • Eye catching headline – Updated

    How often do you see a headline like this on ESPN.com?

    Cops question Ronaldo regarding transvestites

    Only in Brazil do you not get in trouble for engaging prostitutes, but only get in trouble due to an altercation once you discover they aren’t actually women…

    UPDATE: Even more amusing headlines:

    Ronaldo Knows How to Rehab a Knee

    The understated:

    Ronaldo has mishap during rehab

    And the witty:

    Ron’s an AC-DC Milan ace now