Author: fish1964

  • I Feel Less Congested

    It’s early, so we shouldn’t overreact, but so far NYC congestion pricing seems to be working.

    Full details here.

  • Best of Metropolitan Diary

    The NY Times has this small weekly column called Metropolitan Diary. People write in funny/touching stories about the city and the most interesting get published.

    They posted the “best of 2024” list today, voted on by readers. Click the link to read them all, but this was the winner:

    Dear Diary:

    I was in the habit of taking walks in Carl Schurz Park on early summer mornings, when the sun cast a lovely orange glow over the quiet East River esplanade.

    My walk was identical every day. What also became routine was seeing the same older man sitting on the same bench each morning. He held a flat tweed cap in his hands, always gazing wistfully out onto the water.

    One morning, I decided to talk to him.

    “Hello,” I said, approaching the bench where he was sitting.

    He looked up.

    “How do you do?” he said.

    “I don’t mean to bother you, but I see you here every day,” I said.

    “Is that right?” he said.

    “And if you don’t mind me asking, I was curious why you sat on this same bench?”

    He turned away with a deep sigh.

    “My wife and I used to sit on this bench together for 51 years,” he said.

    “Oh,” I said, feeling badly. “I’m sorry.”

    “And for some bizarre reason she likes to sit over there now,” he said, gesturing toward a woman 20 feet to the left of us.

  • Meet the Trumpet

    People who really know me are aware that my prior career was as a trumpet player. But I haven’t played professionally in over 30 years. And I haven’t even played a horn in 20 years.

    Now that I’m retired, I broke out the old trumpet and flugelhorn and while they need some work, they still play just fine.

    I wish I could say the same about me. My chops last about 5 minutes. I’ll do a little more every day. Baby steps.

  • Steps

    Steps

    If you have a puppy, you really don’t need a gym. 11K steps by lunch…

  • More Charlie

    The dude does not stay still much, so taking pictures is a challenge. But he’s still cute…

    Do not mess with his toy dino…
  • Charlie Update

    You’d think I would have more pictures, but he doesn’t sit still much. He learned the pooping and peeing outside concept super quick so that’s a big win. But he definitely wants to chew on everything and biting seems like play to him, so that will be the first challenge. He likes his crate so that’s helpful.

    Charlie playing with Tori

    Today marks one week with us. So far so good…

  • Social Media Learning Curve

    This was written when Elon Musk first bought Twitter. It’s a great overview of why content moderation is so damn hard on the global web.

    It goes through (in detail) 20 phases that a social media site is likely to go through. The summary:

    Level One: “We’re the free speech platform! Anything goes!”
    Level Two: “We’re the free speech platform! But no CSAM!”
    Level Three: “We’re the free speech platform! But no CSAM and no infringement!”
    Level Four: “We’re the free speech platform without CSAM, infringement or hate speech!”
    Level Five: “We’re the free speech platform without CSAM, infringement, or hate speech, and we follow all laws!”
    Level Six: “We’re the free speech platform, without CSAM or hate speech, and who will take down infringing content, but not fair use content, and we follow all laws!”
    Level Seven: “We’re the free speech platform, doing our best to stop CSAM, hate speech, and infringement, and we follow all laws!”
    Level Eight: “We’re the free speech platform, doing our best to stop CSAM, hate speech, infringement and spam, and we follow all laws!”
    Level Nine: “We’re the trustworthy free speech platform, doing our best to stop CSAM, hate speech, infringement, and spam, and we follow all the laws!”
    Level Ten: “We’re the trustworthy free speech platform, doing our best to stop CSAM, hate speech, infringement, and spam, and we follow laws of democratic countries.”

    Level Eleven: “We’re the trustworthy mostly free speech platform, doing our best to stop CSAM, hate speech, infringement, spam, and genocide, and we’re working to hire more moderators to deal with foreign languages.”

    Level Twenty: “Look, we’re just a freaking website. Can’t you people behave?”

    Read the whole thing, it’s good.

  • Poop

    Any puppy owner will tell you that getting them to poop outside is a big win. Today was that day.