Via xkcd, of course. This one makes me laugh on a few different levels. I mean, really, the fact that siphoning works is a little weird…

Vulgar, educated, and hilarious, all at once (via smbc, of course)

It says this is satire, but I’m not so sure…
This SMBC totally cracks me up. Maybe that says something about me…
But was is a strike? A funny way to end a great weekend of Yankees baseball…
This is long but awesome. A casino cheating expert dissects various gambling movie scams and explains how everything is done.
The best gambling movie to him is Casino (1995), “so real world…”.
My favorite clip is when he brings in his wife and she is able to say the cards he has every time based on subtle signals. Watch this part:
His final quote:
“If you want to go to a casino and you want to be guaranteed to come home with a small fortune, go with a large one…
This video, Most People Don’t Know Bikes Work is brilliant. You can’t turn left without first turning right…
Watch the whole thing, but this part explains it best:
I literally have an RSS feed for The Borowitz Report just for the headlines. But the articles are extra funny…
“The name ‘Mark Zuckerberg’ did not accurately describe my function: to be a force for good, spreading love and kindness throughout the metaverse,” he said.
This chart is a bit crazy. There are 8 states that pay more in federal taxes than they receive back from the federal government. By and large, those aren’t the states complaining about high taxes. That obviously means 42 states are paying less than they receive, substantially less in many cases.
This is per capita balance of payments. Orange to red are the states paying more than they get back. Gray to blue are the freeloaders. Each Kentucky resident gets over $14K more from the federal government than they contribute.
Obviously I’ve always wanted to use that title for a post.
If you don’t think that’s cool, I have no words…