Category: Culture

  • I would gladly pay you on Tuesday…

    I often take my daughter Danielle to school. It gets me into the office late, which means I either need to get work done before I go in or after I get home, but it’s usually worth it.

    On the way to school, we pass a Macy’s. This Macy’s has some big signs on the front showing pictures from old Macy’s Thanksgiving parades. They mainly show the big balloons. There’s a picture of an old Kermit the Frog balloon and next there’s a picture of an old Popeye balloon.

    Danielle obviously knows who Kermit the Frog is, but she had no idea who Popeye was, because you can’t see Popeye on Noggin, PBS or Playhouse Disney. So a while back she asked me who that was. So I told her that Popeye was from an old video (all things on TV are videos to Danielle) from when I was a kid. She asked me to tell me some of the stories.

    Now I haven’t seen Popeye in 20 years. But the basic premise (for those too young to remember) is pretty simple:

    • Popeye is a sailor who likes spinach
    • When he eats spinach he gets super strong
    • He is good friends with Olive Oil, a remarkably skinny girl
    • Generally mean guys somehow mess with either Popeye or Olive Oil or both
    • This usually involves separating Popeye from his spinach
    • Somehow when everything is at it’s worst, Popeye gets his hands on spinach
    • He eats the spinach, becomes super strong, and beats up the bad guys, rescuing Olive Oil if necessary

    That’s it. So whenever Danielle asks, I just make something up that follows that general theme. It’s reached the point where she asks for several Popeye stories every day. This is frankly a challenge, since my creative juices are not exactly flowing first thing in the morning.

    Today after another made up Popeye story, Danielle asked me if Popeye and Olive Oil were best friends. I said that I thought so. She asked if Popeye had other friends. I had to think for a bit and then I remembered Wimpy, the guy who likes hamburgers. So I told Danielle about Wimpy, and told her the one thing I clearly remembered which was that Wimpy would always say, “I would gladly pay you on Tuesday, for a hamburger today”.

    Popeye_wimp

    This made Danielle laugh like crazy.

    She kept asking me to say the line again. I’d say it and she’d laugh more. OK, it’s kind of amusing, but she was going crazy.

    We get to her school and there’s some time before it starts so she gets some paper to draw and wants me to stay. Then she asks me to say the line to one of her friends, Tessa. Tessa has the exact same reaction. She can’t stop laughing.

    One of the teachers, Camille, sees everyone asking and asks what is going on. Camille is fairly young, so I have to ask her if she ever saw Popeye. She never did, so I tell her the whole story. She thinks it’s amusing.

    But then more kids in the class are coming over. They are all completely cracking up. Danielle asks me to tell Maura, her other (and more senior) teacher. Maura remembers Popeye. So I just remind her of the line. Again, every kid around me cracks up. Maura is more of the child psychologist and she says that this line completely epitomizes the 4-5 year old sense of humor.

    She’s clearly right because by the time I leave pretty much every kid in class is cracking up at “I’d gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today”…

  • Wacko in Brooklyn

    OK, that’s not very specific. There was apparently an anti-Semitic wacko living fairly close to me in Brooklyn Heights. This is a very nice neighborhood in Brooklyn (a bit nicer than I can afford).

    If you check out this article, you will see a good picture of the building the guy lived in. In that neighborhood a building like that is worth about $4 million. If you look at the map in the article, the “street” that is labeled the “B’KLYN HEIGHTS ESPLANADE” is referred to as “the promenade”, featured in this great children’s book. It is on the East River and features great views of Manhattan. Living anywhere close to there is major bucks.

    Nice to know that wackos can live in nice neighborhoods too…

  • Vegas Odds

    My morning paper, the NY Daily News (not as good as the NY Times, but better sports coverage) always posts the Vegas betting lines. Purely for entertainment purposes, of course.

    The Patriots being favored by 23 1/2 points over the Jets is pretty amusing (I’d bet on the Patriots). But what I like is when they print unusual odds.

    For example, you can now bet on whether the AFC or NFC team will win the super bowl. The AFC team is a 11 1/2 point favorite. You have to assume they are thinking either the Patriots or the Colts against the Cowboys. Sorry Cowboys fans, Vegas isn’t giving you much of a chance.

    The paper also posted the presidential election odds. Hillary is still the favorite at 5-2 with Rudy next at 7-2. Obama is 5-1 and Romney 8-1. Huckabee is 10-1 and it drops after that. It’s hard to believe McCain has fallen to 20-1 and Fred Thompson is down to 25-1. They’ve got Gore at 25-1 and he’s not even running.

    I can’t wait for the super bowl when they post odds on crazy things like the over/under on how long the national anthem will be…

  • Fast cars…

    I just got a brochure from a Lamborghini dealership in Greenwich Connecticut. Someone has an inflated opinion of my income…

  • I Hate the NFL Network

    My Packers are 10-1. The Cowboys are 10-1. They meet in a nationally televised Thursday night game. Two explosive offenses. Should be a total shootout. First team to 40 wins. What could be better?

    Hmm, how about actually being able to see it?

    The game is on the stupid NFL network. Almost no cable companies carry it. I can’t see it unless I go to a bar somewhere. Lame, lame, lame.

    Normally I’d be the first to blame the cable companies, but this time I think it’s totally on the NFL. They are asking the cable companies to pay them for this network but insisting that the cable companies give it away at no additional fee. Well, duh. No wonder the cable companies balked.

    So I’ll be “watching” this game on nfl.com and listening on the radio. Go Packers.

  • Young Frankenstein

    We went to see the new Broadway show Young Frankenstein last night. While the reviews have been mixed, I loved it. Of course, I loved the movie too. It’s really just the movie with a bunch of wacky songs thrown in.

    Of course the one song from the movie is still there. For those who recall the “Puttin’ on the Ritz” number, Dr. Frankenstein does the singing until the chorus when the monster simply yells “Puttin’ on the Ritz!”. Even knowing it was coming, it was still hilarious.

    The reviews generally compare it with The Producers, since it’s Mel Brooks’ next effort. But The Producers won more Tonys than any show ever and broke every box office record. Young Frankenstein definitely isn’t The Producers. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t great fun.

    The cast was great. I’m a big Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman fan, so I was wondering how the Broadway cast would compare. They were excellent. As was Frau Blucher (horse neighing in the background – if you don’t get that you didn’t see the movie).

    And thankfully it’s one of the few shows that is unaffected by the stagehand strike.

    So regardless of what the New York Times theatre reviewer thinks, I give it a big thumbs up.

  • Execs should blog…

    In light of my official blog being shut down, this link was interesting.

  • Strange Whisky Ad

    I’m ready Sports Illustrated (subscriber since college) and I come across an ad for Canadian Club. The title of the ad is:

    Your Mom Wasn’t Your Dad’s First

    The text reads:

    He went out. He got two numbers in the same night. He drank cocktails. But they were whisky cocktails. Made with Canadian Club. Served in rocks glass. They tasted good. They were effortless.

    It ends with the large text:

    Damn Right Your Dad Drank It.

    The ad has some very old pictures of guys mingling, and in one case kissing, women.

    I don’t even know where to begin with how boggled I am by this ad. Imagining your parents having sex is hard enough, they want me to imagine my father being a player before he met my mom. The whole ad campaign is predicated on me thinking my dad was a super cool swinger.

    My dad was great and smart and I loved him. But a hip swinger who got chicks is not the picture I have or want. Even if by some strange chance it was true.

    Yeah, I’ll be drinking a lot of Canadian Club…

  • Excellent Atlantic Antic

    The Atlantic Antic has come and gone and it was fantastic. With two kids, we had a clear strategy. Skip breakfast so we’re nice and hungry (my wife and I, not the kids). Go to the Antic early and have an early lunch. The food tends to be somewhat ethnic and not always four year old friendly, so after we eat we’d split up. My wife would take Victoria home to eat and I’d take Danielle somewhere to eat and then go to the park. Then later in the day we’d reconvene for more.

    The plan worked to perfection. We were at the Antic by 11:00 am. The fact that it was out our front door helped. Going early is good because the crowds are much smaller. With two kids and a stroller that helps a lot. Plus the lines for food are short. By 12:30 I had eaten:

    • Beef Empenada
    • Bratwurst
    • Corn on the cob
    • Popcorn
    • Chorizo

    And perhaps a beer.

    We found Danielle a hot dog (and the popcorn) so she was in decent shape. She watched a juggler, a band, and joined in with a Spanish group playing in front of the Spanish church. She got a gigantic balloon with the Disney princesses on it.

    After all of that, Danielle and I went to her favorite park nearby (a block away) while my wife took Victoria home to feed her lunch. After playing for a while we went home via the Antic. Danielle watched a Middle Eastern belly dancer, a Caribbean drum group and a jazz band on the way home. In asking to watch the belly dancer, she said to me, “I want to watch the beautiful woman dancing”. When you mention belly dancing, some people think of Shakira. In this case it was more like Shakira’s mom.

    We chilled out at home for a while and then went out for round two, and early dinner. This consisted of:

    • Jamaican Jerk Chicken (the best food of the day)
    • Italian Sausage and Peppers.

    Plus some sangria.

    That’s what I call a good day.

    And to top it off, the Packers won to go 4-0…