This looks like the official North Korean government twitter account, but it must be a parody. It’s hilarious.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un urges entire nation to dance in celebration of Our Seven Pillars of Socialism.
Millions enthusiastically comply.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 6, 2016
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un crushes all opposition in Pyongyang chili-dog eating competition, consuming 104 chili-dogs in seventeen minutes!
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 4, 2016
International weightlifting authorities gape in awe as Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un completes five hundred kilogram bench press.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 4, 2016
Anemic weakling Donald Trump abandons bold stance against so-called international laws on torture, to dismay of progressive supporters.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 4, 2016
And the very best one…
Once boastful fat man Chris Christie now weeps bitter tears of a slave under the lash of capitalist Donald Trump.
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 4, 2016
The Onion has nothing on this.
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